fish shaming [x]
jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
I almost died at this one
i’m still haunted by the like “princesses don’t marry kitchen boys” because the absolute _resignation_ and heartbreak in that line still hurts my heart.
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession
why cant i just plug myself into a charger
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS
no seriously this is one of the best things ever
must reblawg every time its on the dash
date someone who wants to be with you
date someone who will always follow you
date someone who will always try to help you
date someone who will be there when you’re hurt
date your healer
"what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right