Memoirs of a Dead Boy

 #i imagine this would turn mundane tasks into sweet skeleton victories


This is true art right here.


i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists


You NEED to wash your dreads in order for them to form properly and stay healthy.

Please do not go around spreading lies that your hair will clean itself or you dont need to wash your hair when having dreads or starting dreads.

Because like I said before that’s not true at…



Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”

Grandpa yes.


My parents come from different continents and people often wonder how my Chinese / Filipina mother met my British father. I’m usually always open to share the story. But there was one instance where I started telling the story and a white friend interrupted with: “wait wait, was your mom a mail order bride??”

Get the fuck out of my face.


an unexpected twist



Merida and her radical hips ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

My favourite thing is that you can actually see (specifically in the top right gif) that she has at least a small tummy. She has a figure, she has curves, she’s healthy.


"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?!" - Is Feminism Sexist? by marinashutup

This video should be required watching. Just, for everyone.


When people say they don’t want their kids ‘influenced’ by seeing homosexuality portrayed on tv, in books, in public, etc, what they’re really saying is ‘if my kid isn’t straight, I want them to be too uneducated to understand so they’ll be forced to stay in the closet and it doesn’t become my responsibility to face things that make me uncomfortable’

why do nerds even fucking care so much about new thor and cap. thor odinson and steve rogers aren’t even fucking “going away” they’re just gonna be in a different comic


because babies dont have object permanence





>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea


tbh there isn’t really a better time to explore your identity than when you’re a teen and it’s super fun + important??? i really encourage everyone to critically examine their gender, sexuality, and anything else you might use to define yourself and even if you come out of it completely unchanged you’ll know yourself that much better so literally what is the harm


Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans