Memoirs of a Dead Boy

lacigreen:

a point has been made

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

jalex-pierced-veil:

mirahxox:

mellowmodesty:

wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this

fucking love

"Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys"

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

ask-female-mituna:

meowlosers:

spoopycrudeapathy:

Dave: Hey karkat this was my favorite book as a child.

So our school had an assembly and a teacher read this book to the whole school and you could just hear the muffled laughter from random homestucks in the crowd and then they decided to make the whole years theme “be a bucket filler” that was my favorite assembly

omfg i remeber laughing me head off reading this

flowerchildish:

I WANT ONE

flowerchildish:

I WANT ONE

Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *insults my music*
Family: *judges me constantly*
Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us

asylum-art:

Amazing 3D Pencils Drawings Ben Heine

After an amazing’illustrations project, Belgian artist  is back with a perception game in 3D produced only with a pencil and a big blank sheet. When he draws, the artist brings a new dimension to a flat surface which makes us want to be immersed in his black and white universe with animals. 

thems-the-8reaks:

if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal

that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

sara-wrote-this:

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